Completely spoiler free Harry Potter Song
Text & Music: Sibylle Machat, 2007
Notes: Based on the "Harry Potter " books. There was such a hubbub about OMG posting spoilers in the days before and after book 7 was released, it needed to be versified... .Capo III
Sibylle says: Contains ZERO spoilers.
But you WANT to know the spoilers?
All right, all right: here you go.
Warning: contains spoilers!____ ____ ___ ___ __ __ __ _ _ _ __ __ __ ___ ___ ____ ____
Chorus:
(am) *BEEP* has (em) risen,
(am) *BEEP* *BEEP*, be(em)ware!
(am) neither can (em) *BEEP*
(am) till the other one (em) *BEEP*s
(am) *BEEP* *BEEP*, take (em)care!
(am) *BEEP* *BEEP*, take (em)care!
(C) There’s a (am) *BEEP* called (em) *BEEP* (am) *BEEP*
(C) Whose (am) *BEEP* suf(em)fered a *BEEP* *BEEP*
(C) So he (am) had to live (em) with his *BEEP* and *BEEP*
(C) And *BEEP* (am) *BEEP*, who (em) weren’t so (am) *BEEP*.
But he turned out to be a *BEEP*,
And went off to a *BEEP* *BEEP*,
Which is divided into four *BEEP*
And governed by many a strict rule.
*BEEP* *BEEP* was sorted into *BEEP*
And the story really would be quite boring
If not for an evil *BEEP* named *BEEP*
And the terror suffered under his reign.
CHORUS
The *BEEP* of *BEEP*, the *BEEP*’s *BEEP*,
All but objects in a game of thrones
Both have to *BEEP* and they *BEEP* one *BEEP*
Beware *BEEP* *BEEP*, don’t loose your *BEEP*.
Professor *BEEP* is the *BEEP* of *BEEP*
What role he plays you cannot be sure
*BEEP*’s spy or *BEEP*’s man?
Part of the curse or part of the cure?
CHORUS
*BEEP*, *BEEP*, *BEEP*, *BEEP*, *BEEP* all end up *BEEP*
*BEEP*, *BEEP*, *BEEP* and *BEEP* will too
But *BEEP*, you’ll end up *BEEP*ing *BEEP* *BEEP*,
You will *BEEP*, you’ve *BEEP*ed your *BEEP*.
CHORUS