Sib's silly Sorting Song
Text & Music: Sibylle Machat, 2006
Notes: Another Harry Potter song. Yes, it's a round!no capo
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(D) Oh hat oh please
(A) a Gryffindor
(E) a Gryffindor
(A) a Gryffindor
(D) oh hat yes please a
(A) Gryffindor
(E) a noble Gryffin(A)dor
For I just wantan order
of Merlin
of Merlin
I just wantan order
for courage in afight
Oh hat oh pleasea Ravenclaw
a Ravenclawa Ravenclaw
oh hat yes please a
Ravenclaw
a clever Raven
claw
For I just want
the Nobel prize
the Nobel prize
the Nobel prize
I just wantthe Nobel Prize
for decades of
research
Oh hat oh pleasea Slytherin
a Slytherin
a Slytherin
oh hat oh please
a Slytherin
a cunning Sly
therin
For I just wantto rule the world
to rule the world
to rule the world
I just want
to rule the world
the whole damnbloody world
Oh hat oh please
a Hufflepuff
a Hufflepuff
a Hufflepuff
oh hat oh please
a Hufflepuff
a stubborn Huffle
puff
For I just want to
stay alive
To stay alive
To stay alive
Yes I just want to
stay alive
To learn and stay
alive!
(D) Oh hat oh please
(A) not Gryffindor
(E) not Gryffindor
(A) not Gryffindor
(D) oh hat yes please not
(A) Gryffindor
(E) not noble Gryffin(A)dor
(D) Oh hat oh please
(A) not Gryffindor
(E) not Gryffindor
(A) not Gryffindor
(D) oh hat yes please not
(A) Gryffindor
(E) not noble Gryffin(A)dor
(D) Oh hat oh please
(A) not Gryffindor
(E) not Gryffindor
(A) not Gryffindor
(D) oh hat yes please not
(A) Gryffindor
(E) not noble Gryffin(A)dor
Oh hat oh please
not Ravenclaw
not Ravenclawnot Ravenclaw
oh hat yes please not
Ravenclaw
Not clever Raven
claw
Oh hat oh please
not Ravenclaw
not Ravenclawnot Ravenclaw
oh hat yes please not
Ravenclaw
Not clever Raven
claw
Oh hat oh please
not Ravenclaw
not Ravenclawnot Ravenclaw
oh hat yes please not
Ravenclaw
Not clever Raven
Claw
Oh hat oh please
not Slytherin
not Slytherin
not Slytherin
oh hat oh please
not Slytherin
not cunning Sly
therin
Oh hat oh please
not Slytherin
not Slytherin
not Slytherin
oh hat oh please
not Slytherin
not cunning Sly
therin
Oh hat oh please
not Slytherin
not Slytherin
not Slytherin
oh hat oh please
not Slytherin
not cunning Sly
therin
Oh hat oh please
Not Hufflepuff
not Hufflepuff
not Hufflepuff
oh hat oh please
Not Hufflepuff
Not stubborn Huffle
Puff
Oh hat oh please
Not Hufflepuff
not Hufflepuff
not Hufflepuff
oh hat oh please
Not Hufflepuff
Not stubborn Huffle
Puff
Oh, but re-
member Cedric
Yes Cedric
Yes Cedric
Yes we remember
Cedric
Poor Cedric
Diggory.