The Penguin Matchmaking Song Text & Music: Sibylle Machat, 2002 Notes: capo to 4th fret Sibylle says: This is just so much nonsense. The IQ it gave me was 136 (hee...), and the second test I took was the "your perfect mate" one, which also told me stuff I knew all along to be the case, but... as for the others ... well, your choice! Though they are the real, genuine results. (@ www.emode.com) ____ ____ ___ ___ __ __ __ _ _ _ __ __ __ ___ ___ ____ ____ Verse: (This one spoken) (G) I went to this (C) website which (dm) said it would tell me my (G) IQ I (C) answered all the (G) questions and it (A7) did what it said it would (D) do... while (G) waiting for the (C) answers I (dm) thought I'd surf it some (G) more and (C) now know a (G) dozen things I (A7) never ever (D) knew before! Chorus: (C) Tell me, do you like (G) penguins For (A) then I am your (D) perfect wife ... Oh (C) yes if you like (G) penguins for I (A) was one in my (D) former life The way I take my coffee makes me a realist and my perfect job would be as a far asian linguist my true colour is blue, my flirting style is coy my three children will be two girls and a boy. If I was a dog, a bernese mountain dog I'd be my lucky stone's an amethyst, my lucky number three my secret hidden super power is invisibility and if I was a monster, a mummy I would be. But, tell me, do you like penguins For then I am your perfect wife ... Oh yes if you like penguins I was one in my former life As to my cat - oh yes indeed, that cat which I don't even own his hidden personality resembles that of Al Capone (spoken: uh oh, dangerous cat, mate) I also took a partner test for a lover I no longer have and from the things I felt for him he was my one and only love ... (D - em - G) (well, mope.....) (Though actually, I am glad he left, really, otherwise I would have a problem ...) For I think it fair to tell, Mel Gibson is my guy and yes I think that must be so, just please don't as me why (since I think he is ugly) and the test said I'd be married by August 2005 and I am convinced that I'll be his perfect wife (Well ... I just hope he likes penguins) So tell me, does Mel like penguins I was one in my former life As long as Mel likes penguins I will be his perfect wife ... . I'm an observer who should wear pumps with everything I am a good date never saying the wrong thing And - oh - I was born under the wrong star sign for of all the signs scorpio or cancer should have been mine. As for you, you're perfect if you're twice as old as me (or more, I am not picky, as long as you like penguins!) for the thing it said that turns me on is maturity the perfect guy for me it said would be just like red wine dry and aged and flavoured and getting tastier all the time. (D - em - G) (and it didn't even mention penguins!) (C - G) But, nevertheless, I think you should.......... . Tell me, do you like penguins Well then I am your perfect wife ... Oh yes if you like penguins as I was one in my former life Oh yes if you like penguins we're a match meant to be if only you like penguins we'll be perfection, you'll see! (though I think it fair to say:) (D - em - G) I don't even LIKE PENGUINS (Applicants please apply after the set)

 

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